Brilliant! The news letter we've all been waiting for! 🤣
Loved this line, "hell-mouth network is partnered with Walmart, Wetherspoons, and IKEA," just for the fun I'm sure you had in choosing companies to link to hell.
Many years back, I wrote a short story for a creative writing course I was doing in Oxford. It was, in contrast to your output this week, about Jesus returning and having to do door-step visits (akin to charity workers) in order to get donations and garner support for his cause. Irrelevant note: JC was Welsh in my story for some reason. In it, he refers to a sponsorship deal with AOL that had to come to an end due to it being discovered that the company also had a deal with the devil.
Wetherspoons chose themselves, but I went through a few options for the others. IKEA made the list in the end because they design their layouts based on the example of the Hellraiser box. Walmart is just Walmart 🤷
Welsh Jesus going door-to-door makes complete sense to me. 😁
Hilarious 😂❤️
Thank you! 😈💜🔥
Brilliant! The news letter we've all been waiting for! 🤣
Loved this line, "hell-mouth network is partnered with Walmart, Wetherspoons, and IKEA," just for the fun I'm sure you had in choosing companies to link to hell.
Many years back, I wrote a short story for a creative writing course I was doing in Oxford. It was, in contrast to your output this week, about Jesus returning and having to do door-step visits (akin to charity workers) in order to get donations and garner support for his cause. Irrelevant note: JC was Welsh in my story for some reason. In it, he refers to a sponsorship deal with AOL that had to come to an end due to it being discovered that the company also had a deal with the devil.
AOL being linked to the Devil makes sense!
Wetherspoons chose themselves, but I went through a few options for the others. IKEA made the list in the end because they design their layouts based on the example of the Hellraiser box. Walmart is just Walmart 🤷
Welsh Jesus going door-to-door makes complete sense to me. 😁